What is EDGE

I am keen on attempting to have edge in every area of my life. What is EDGE? It can't be described by telling what it is. It can only be described by telling what it is not. So, here's my list of what having EDGE is not:

The wearing of anything Pooh

Adding the year to the end of a title, in which the year rhymes with the title (ex: Staying Alive '05 or Save the Poor '04)

Overalls (most of the time)

Mini Vans

Pleated pants

Floral Prints on bedding, curtains, or towels

Mom Jeans

Small, baby blue floral prints on a female thermal shirt with lace around the neck

Any household decorations involving cats

The slightest hint of NASCAR

Most ALL baby things (Yes, I'm even tough on my 4 month old. He must have EDGE to survive)

Epiphone and Ovation guitars

Casio (all products)

PC's

Purchasing a stroller and thinking "This is the coolest thing I've bought this year"

Furniture that is designed for playing video games

TIVOing Little House On The Prarie

Muts (only the pure have edge)

Neil Diamond

Brown-bagging it with tuna

Guys who make their living acting on kids shows

People who talk to their spouses in the same baby-talk tone that they talk to their pets

People who talk to their pets in the same baby-talk tone that they talk to their spouses

Cereal

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